Name: Rich Robertson

Also known as: Richeee

Birthplace: A Hospital Room

Instrument: Throat and accessory organs

Arsenal includes: cow bell, tamboorine and an uncanny ability to be pleasing to the ears

Influences: Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Disturbed, Nickleback, Dio, Live Wire, Caught Between

Turn ons: Smelling fish while eating a peanut butter sandwich in a wet suit covered in vasoline.

Turn offs: Pork.

Favorite quote: "Say 'ello to my lit’le friend, cockroach."